Rizzed Up By My Alien Neighbor
She thinks I’m just the weird neighbor with the pink apron and freakishly good lawn.
She doesn’t know I’ve fought wars across galaxies — and I’d burn her planet down if anyone touched her or the kid.
I crash-landed on Earth expecting to die. Instead, I found a messy-haired single mom with a broken coffee machine, a daughter who stares like I’m made of mystery, and a house that smells like burnt waffles and hope.
Now I’m mowing her lawn, fixing her plumbing, helping with glitter-covered science projects — and trying not to blow my cover when her ex threatens to take the kid.
Because I’m not just some harmless suburban giant.
I’m a seven-foot weapon in disguise.
And if the court system fails her?
I won’t.
She thinks I’m rizzed up.
She has no idea I’ve already imprinted.
She didn’t just move into my head. She got me to build her a goddamn she-shed.
Read on for alien dad energy, fake human identities, ridiculous science projects, and a heroine who saves herself — until her space man shows up shirtless with a wrench. HEA Guaranteed!
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