Page 62 of Love Signals

Hudson

Brittany

Hudson, babe, we need to talk about your date for the opera. I can get Tasha if you don’t have anyone in mind.

Me

No need. I've found a perfect person to go with me.

Brittany

I need a name to vet her.

Me

Trust me, you won’t find any skeletons in her closet.

Brittany

Name or I’m calling Tasha.

Me

Dr. Allegra Cammareri.

Brittany

Googling her now.

…

Okay, she’s got potential, but she needs a Brazilian blowout and a professional makeup artist.

Me

There is no way I’m going to tell her that.

Brittany

Why not? She’ll thank you for it later.

Me

Because I’m not a monster. Besides, I like her the way she is.

Brittany

You’re my worst client. You know that, right?

Me

It’s a badge of honor for me.

Brittany

Wait, are you going all George Clooney? Hooking up with a genius?

Me