“That’s a bold assumption.”
“You don’t strike me as someone who spends a lot of time staring at a blank page.”
I glance at the closed laptop. “You’re a writer.”
It’s not really a question.
She sighs. “Yes, you knew that.”
“And your process is narrating what’s going on around you.”
“That was a onetime thing.”
“Earlier, you narrated about my living room.”
She points at me. “You were eavesdropping; you weren’t supposed to hear that.”
“I walked into my own apartment, and you were talking to yourself.”
“Fine. Whatever. It’s called brainstorming.”
“Out loud?”
“Yes.”
I consider that. “Interesting strategy.”
She leans forward slightly. “You know what’s interesting?”
“What?”
“You’re very calm for someone who just caught a stranger, who’s living in his apartment, insulting him.”
“You’re not a stranger.”
Her eyebrows lift. “Oh?”
“You’re Melissa’s friend.”
“That’s a very thin layer of familiarity.”
“Still technically familiarity.”
She studies me for a moment. “You’re not nearly as intimidating as Melissa made you sound.”
“That sounds like a compliment.”
“It’s another observation. I like to understand the people I’m living with.”
“That makes it sound like you’re conducting an interview.”
“Maybe I am.”
I fold my arms loosely. “Should I be concerned?”
“That depends.” She leans back in her chair again.
“On what?”