Page 73 of Hard to Get

Nothing ruins hump day like not getting humped.

Stella

Agree

Jayden

Are you sexually hangry too

Stella

sexually hangry

Jayden

do I have to explain it

Stella

No. No you do not. And the answer is yes.

Jayden

I am currently sexually destroying you in my head

Stella

That’s not helping. Today I got mad because my ice cream was cold.

Jayden

Wait you had ice cream

Stella

I did. Cookies ’n’ cream.

Jayden

Nice. I was taping my stick and got pissed off because the tape was sticky.

Stella

Jayden

I had another dirty dream last night. Guess who was in it

Stella

Wayne Gretzky

Jayden

Jesus. No.

Stella

The commissioner of the league