Page 118 of The Haunting Plot

Surprise! I have something I need to share with you all…

Regards,

Raven

Bella: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!

Lucy: How do you have this? Do you know Ayana Cox?

Summer: I’ve been waiting for this!

Me: I am Ayana Cox.

Bella: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS HAPPENING?

Me: Surprise!

Bella: This whole time? The WHOLE time? THIS WHOLE TIME? Fuck, you can’t hear me, but I sound like Sally Field in Mrs. Doubtfire.

Summer: Finally!

Lucy: What do you mean finally? Did you know she was Ayana?

Summer: Not the whole time. RJ accidentally let it slip when we were setting up my library.

Me: I’m going to kill him.

Summer: Please don’t. It was an accident. He thought I knew. He felt really bad.

Bella: Okay, if we’re confessing things. I hid remote-controlled vibrators all over your house and set them off randomly to fuck with you.

Me: [Gif of David Rose from Schitt’s Creek saying, “I knew it!”]

Lucy:

Summer: You know, that doesn’t even surprise me.

Me: I thought I was going crazy. I kept hearing buzzing. There was even one in my purse. Is that why you were so interested in it when you came over to help with Jonah’s costume?

Bella: Guilty!

Lucy: I’m gonna pee my pants!

Bella: Can we circle back to the part where you’re our favorite romance author?!? Why aren’t you two making a bigger deal? This is HUGE!

Lucy: I’m in shock.

Bella: This calls for a celebration. I can make cookies!

Me: Please don’t.

Lucy: OMG your cockies would be perfect for this! This is the one occasion they’d actually be appropriate!

Me: Please don’t encourage her.

Bella: I can sketch out some ideas! Does this mean you’re going to do signings?

Lucy: Yes! We could sit at your table and sell your books.