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Your current work is more than adequate.

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: re: re: My work load

Mr. Wells,

I am aware that my work is adequate. I strive to be more than adequate. I believe my business and marketing degree, while not from a fancy university, has prepared me to be an invaluable member of your team.

I have reviewed the company portfolio that was included in my original hire package as well as the website for the Wells IHI parent company and your additional subsidiaries. I have created a list of additional duties I feel I can perform. Please see the attached document.

Perhaps we could meet in person to discuss my duties if there is money in the travel budget for me to come to you.

Sincerely,

Ms. Breit

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: re: re: re: My work load

An in-person visit is out of the question. As is a Zoom meeting.

As I stated before, I am happy with your current work.

If it would make you feel better, I can email you a to do list at the beginning of each week.

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: Server Chat

Mr. Wells,

I have noticed that you are not utilizing the Hunt Technologies Chat Server I set up so that you can contact me, any time, day or night.

The extensive research I did indicated it was the best system for modern business communications. While you have been better about sending me tasks via email once a week, I still have ample free time to do more for you. Please let me know what else I can do to meet your needs! I’m sure you do not want to pay me as much as you’re paying me to watch Netflix with my cat.

If you’re struggling with the technology, I would happily visit in person to show you the ropes. I know new technology can be difficult for someone of your generation. If not, the offer to move our weekly communications to Zoom still stands.

Sincerely,

Ms. Breit

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: re: Server Chat

Ms. Breit,

I’m not so old that I don’t know how to use a server chat.