Before I can devise a plan, my phone dings.
Gracie: So? How did it go?
Kelsie: What’s he like in real life?
ME: Kind of obnoxious, if I’m honest. Clearly, he thinks very highly of himself.
Gracie: Boooo! I do not love that for him. Or you.
Kelsie: Could be bad first impressions.
Kelsie: Kinda like when Ethan broke into my house, and I nearly decapitated him with a lamp.
Gracie: Babe, that’s legit not even possible.
Kelsie: Whatever. It happened.
Kelsie: Okay, be honest, how bad is it? You know if he’s a real jerk, you can back out.
ME: Back out?
Kelsie: Yeah … you could just come home.
ME: Um … I signed a contract. I can’t back out.
ME: It’s fine. I can handle it.
ME: The good news is we should have no problems working together.
Gracie: Think you’ll develop some decent on-camera chemistry?
Enough to light up an entire city. But I’m sure as hell not confessing to that.
ME: We’ll be fine.
ME: Also, I’m certain he’s younger than me, which I guess I wasn’t expecting.
Gracie: Ohhh, reverse age-gap. I like it.
ME: NOT what I meant.
Gracie: Bygones.
Kelsie: Like how much younger?
ME: Not like a decade or anything. But I’d guess four or five years.
Gracie: So perfectly legal.
Kelsie: Why are you like this? Who hurt you?
ME: LOL. I miss y’all.
Kelsie: Yes. The bakery isn’t the same without you.
Gracie: So what’s the plan?
ME: Focus on the competition and ignore the rest.