Page 27 of Quid Pro Beau

chapter fifteen

Beau

EVAN: Did I miss it? I’m gonna be pissed if I missed it.

LIAM: Missed what?

EVAN: Beau’s ass kicking.

ME: Ass kicking?

ME: What are you talking about.

ME: Flynn is here with me now. He’s the big spoon to my little spoon.

FLYNN: For fuck’s sake.

FLYNN: For the record, I am spooning my wife.

EVAN: So there was no ass kicking?

EVAN: Y’all suck.

ROMEO: I’ll kick your ass, Evan, if you really need me to.

LIAM: Now, that, I would watch.

JACK: Why must we have these group chats at all hours of the day?

DANE: Because they don’t have warm, willing women to spend their time with.

FLYNN: Some of us do.

LIAM: While we’re all here, I’m leaving town for a few days.

ROMEO: Everything okay?

LIAM: I’m getting married.

EVAN: Say what, now?

ME: Have you been secretly dating someone?

FLYNN: Not everyone dates in secret.

ME: For the record, we haven’t even been on an official date. We were just cohabitating.

FLYNN: That does not make me feel better.

ME: I plan to remedy that very soon.

EVAN: There could still be a fight.

ROMEO: Kids! Be quiet and let the adults talk. Liam, details.

LIAM: An old friend. Widow of an even older friend.

LIAM: Custody issue.