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ME: True.

WINNIE: And you still love Liam. Otherwise you wouldn’t have called him to marry you like this.

WINNIE: He just told you he wants a real marriage!

WINNIE: I think he’s going to wear you down. Great sex has a way of working magic.

WINNIE: And Liam has always had Big Dick Energy.

ME: You are the absolute worst.

ME: And like you’d know. You’ve never even touched a dick.

WINNIE: But I’ve seen them in porn.

WINNIE: Oh, and that one time Ben Sanders flashed everybody when he streaked across the football field.

WINNIE: Course that’s when everyone started calling him Tiny Ben.

WINNIE: But back to your situation. He’s your husband now.

ME: Still…

WINNIE: When was the last time you had an orgasm without batteries involved?

ME: Why are you like this?

WINNIE: I require an answer.

ME: Uh… never.

WINNIE: Wait…

WINNIE: Seriously?

WINNIE: All that time with Colt?

ME: First of all, I wouldn’t let him touch me the last three years of our marriage.

ME: Initially he would try, but nothing ever worked.

ME: I think I might be frigid.

ME: I faked it with Colt. Even from the beginning.

WINNIE: Why did you never tell me this before?

ME: What would have been the point?

WINNIE: All the more reason for you to consummate your marriage.

ME: Well, it won’t be happening tonight.

ME: Also, I still haven’t told him y’all are in the hotel suite.

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