Page 25 of Big Trouble

WREN: He did not!

ME: He did. He realized what he’d done the moment he breached my door, but then kept going anyways.

ME: It was adorable.

ME: He’s this huge, hulking manly guy and he was actually blushing.

WREN: What did you say?

ME: Promise you won’t judge?

WREN: Of course not. You’re my sister.

ME: I asked him what he would have done if I had been doing that when he came in.

WREN: You did not?

WREN: Seriously, where do you get your lady balls. I missed out on those.

ME: No. You had them. But Colt and his mean ass parents just convinced you you didn’t.

WREN: Thank you.

WREN: Get back to your story though. So you said that and then what happened?

ME: He told me I wasn’t ready to hear it.

WREN: Hot!

ME: And I told him I was.

WREN: OMG! This is so good.

ME: Then he said he would have shoved my toy aside and finished me off with his fingers or mouth.

WREN: Super hot!

ME: And then he did…

WREN: Did what?

ME: Finished me off. With his mouth.

WREN: Then what are you so worried about?

WREN: Men do not go down on women for no reason.

WREN: Did y’all have sex?

ME: Nope. He spooned me after I came and told me to go to sleep, then I woke up alone.

WREN: He didn’t ask you to go down on him?

ME: No.

WREN: Did he come while eating you?

ME: I don’t think so.