Page 51 of Scoring Lessons

Levi Parker added Zack Kendall and Nicolas Owens to the KA-CHOW KINGS chat

Kendall

OMG. Are my eyes deceiving me? I thought this chat was a myth.

Owens

Unfortunately, it is very much real.

Kendall

I can’t believe I’ve been added. I feel so honored!

Morgan

How hard did you have to kiss Parker’s ass to be added?

Kendall

I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Parker

A ridiculous amount.

Kendall

What the hell, dude? That’s not cool. I thought you were going to keep that between us.

Parker

No can do, rookie.

Kendall

This is my second season with this team. I am not a rookie anymore!!!!!!!!

Anderson

Those exclamations beg to differ, rookie.

Owens

Realistically speaking, you’re not one anymore. But these guys will keep treating you like one until they see fit.

Kendall

Fuck.

Kendall

I’m literally on the second line with Hayes, so really, how much of a rookie am I?

Morgan

Oh, rooks.

Anderson