How to Hide a Body for Halloween
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My phone vibrates and once again it’s the pair of idiots I have as friends bothering me.
Val: Pulse check.
Mariah: Again, unnecessary.
Val: How deep?
Mariah: How deep is what?
Val: Is the stick up your ass?
Mariah: -.-
Mariah: But Evie, are doing okay?
Evie: No. Yes. Maybe. I don’t know. I recruited the Medical Examiner who almost cut me open to help. It also turns out that he was my childhood crush who I never stopped thinking about…
Val: Ooo la la. At least he already saw you naked. Takes away any awkwardness.
Mariah: I—
Mariah: That’s insane, Val.
Evie: You just have to ignore her Mariah. It’s what I do. Anyways, he are running around town with me trying to help with finding a witch.
Val: Send a pic or it didn’t happen.
I roll my eyes.
Evie: How about I send a picture if I make it through the night?
Mariah: We accept.
Val: Wait, couldn’t he be your soulmate? Why not just take him to pound town?
Mariah: First sane thing she has said.
Evie: It’s getting close to midnight. If I sleep with I’m and I’m wrong, that’s it. I’m dead. So finding the witch is my only option.
Mariah: You’re Right. Don’t sleep with him. I can’t bear to be on this Earth with Val without you.
Val: I say do it. The best things in life is worth the risk.
Mariah: Do not listen to her.
They continue going back and forth and I put my phone back into the pocket of my scrubs pants.
Rowan looks at me and holds out a hand. “Ready?”
I nod.
We hit up every bar and shop in town based on the location provided to us from Serene. That purple headed bitch, I mean, witch, was nowhere to be seen.
I’ve got three hours until I end up on a poster with some corny clouds and angel wings. I’m not even exaggerating. I know Val will do it if not to just entertain herself.
I’m handling this pretty well. Probably because I’m drunk but a win is a win.
Now we are standing outside with no moves left.