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Zane swallowed another breathy sound, nodding like a bobblehead, finally managing to say, “Mm.”

DomesticDisciplineDaddy: Aren’t you jealous, Felix?

PolyHo4Life: You let your husband touch your brother-in-law like that?

ChokeMeAsa: Wow. That’s insane behavior.

FitWithFelix: I think it’s hot.

“Why would he be jealous?” Zane asked, his smirk salacious. “You should see what I let Felix do to me.”

PolyHo4Life: Do tell

“Don’t make it weird,” Zane said, nuzzling Felix’s neck until he was squirming.

“So, I guess we’re being honest for real-for real,” Felix murmured, low enough for just the others to hear him.

AreTheyHitmenTho: Do you think it’s ethical to raise children in such an environment?

“Mom? Is that you?” Zane deadpanned.

“What environment? Loved? Cared for by multiple people? What environment is it you mean?” Felix asked.

MulvaneyManiac: What’s a typical day like in your household?

“Finally, a normal question,” Zane said, then looked at Felix.

“Hmm,” Felix said. “Well, I guess we all get up and get ready for our day. Zane makes us breakfast and then we all go to work. Sometimes, Avi and I drive together because our offices are so close. We drop the boys off at the babysitters a couple days a week, but they stay with Zane if he doesn’t have a super busy day.”

Zane nodded. “After Asa gets home, I stop working and start dinner. Usually, someone helps me. Then the kids get a bath, bedtime stories, and bed. Then the grown-ups watch something on TV or play a game, then we go to bed. We’re actually really boring.”

BrendaWins2143: Are you saying Avi and Felix are there when Asa’s disciplining you? Are you saying they watch? Where are the children when this debauchery is happening?

Zane rolled his eyes, waving a hand around. “It’s called a sex attic, Brenda. And it’s open round the clock. We just said the kids are sleeping. Doors are a thing, too, weirdo.”

Felix snickered. “I love drunk Zane.”

“Dad won’t,” Asa said, voice fond as his fingertips brushed the nape of his neck softly.

TrollsNDaDungeon: Aren’t you worried your kids will grow up to be freaks like you?

Felix smirked at the camera. “They’re Mulvaneys. Of course, they will.”

TrollsNDaDungeon: Does the rest of the family know you guys are in a poly relationship?

Zane looked around at the others. “Did we say we were in a poly relationship? Did I miss a pre’ ssreleash? Or are you just in-inferring it?” he asked, pointing an accusatory finger at the camera.

TrollsNDaDungeon: You might as well have. Your brother-in-law is sitting in your lap FFS. That’s not normal.

“I’m sorry you don’t love your brother-in-law, dude. But don’t put that on us,” Avi said with a shrug, sliding an arm across Zane’s shoulders.

TrollsNDaDungeon: You said you’d be honest. Are you in a poly relationship or not? Yes or no?

“Yes,” Zane said at the same time Felix said, “No,” making the twins laugh.

TrollsNDaDungeon: Yes to which one?

“I guess you’ll never know. You should be careful how you word your questions,” Asa said. “Moving on.”