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Near as I can tell, the twins are boning both Zane and Felix. Whether Zane and Felix are boning each other is still unclear. I’m hoping someone is taking notes. I might need a graph later. Perhaps a venn diagram.

Jericho

Is this a joke?

Felix

Bro, you had to at least suspect there was something going on between Zane and me.

Jericho

Did I? I try not to speculate on your sex life. I don’t even want to acknowledge you’re sleeping with your own husband, much less his brother’s husband. And his brother??? Oh, God. What the fuck, didi? Is it just Zane or are you sleeping with Asa, too? Never mind, don’t answer that.

Archer

Or do.

Mac

Katniss

Archer

What? Tell me you’re not a little curious?

Felix

I’m an adult. I can sleep with whomever I choose. It’s not about sex anyway. We love each other.

Avi

I feel the need to state that Asa and I aren’t, in any way, fucking each other, or in love with each other. We just fuck each other’s husbands and sometimes watch them fuck each other. But we do love our husbands and they love each other and, in the grand scheme of things, isn’t that what matters?

Zane

Stop helping, Avi.

Avi

It’s better to let them think I fuck my brother?

August

Thanks to Felix, half the world still thinks you prefer horses to humans. As far as lore goes, it’s hardly a stretch to think you also prefer your brother.

Mac

If it makes you feel better, people always make creepy assumptions about identical twins. Shep and I used to get weird rumors in high school, too. It’ll blow over.

Felix

This can’t be worse than the time the tabloids published Noah’s AO3 history. Now that was a PR crisis.

Noah

Alleged AO3 history. Alleged.

Adam