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“Naw I want a bitch that know her worth. She not standing for a nigga not doing what he supposed to. I can work on how she say shit. It’s the meaning behind what she saying. My last bitch would’ve drunk the gas if I told her to.” We both laughed because he knew I wasn’t lying.

“Yeah, something wrong with your ass. Let me guess, you want me to get her info?” Watching this lame ass nigga she was with pump the gas while looking scared as if he got scolded by his mama, I let it go.

“Naw, let her have her goofy.” Key pulled off, but I found myself looking over at her one last time. She was still in the car going off on him. A smirk crept up my face. As bad as I wanted to say something to her, I gave one last glance and went on my way.

Simone “Bubbles” Stanton

“I really can’t believe them broke ass niggas played us. Trying to get some coochie off padded stacks.” Every time I talked to Taffy, she brought it up. I was salty too, but it was done.

“I was never giving none up, so it didn’t matter what they tried.”

“I wish we could go back and knock they ass out again. Bitch, I ain’t gone lie, you hit him so hard I hope he woke up.”

“He good,” I said, not worried.

“How you know? You acting like you went back to check on them. We all left at the same time, and they were still snoring.” I shrugged my shoulders as if she could see me.

“I prayed about it first, so I’m sure he woke up.”

“Girl, you are definitely your mama’s child. Your way of thinking is wild. Do you know how many people pray for something and don’t get it?”

“Did the police come get us? Then he woke up.” Once I said that, I couldn’t help but laugh. I definitely sounded like Juanita.

“We need to think of another plan.” Taffy was holding onto that shit like a nigga holding his balls. I wasn’t about to keep stressing over that, so I changed the subject.

“Bitch, we need to go outside. I’m tired of sitting in this damn house. Let’s hit up a club or something.” I could hear Taffy smack her lips, so I knew she was about to say some bullshit.

“Bubbles, we broke. What we out there celebrating?”

“Girl, broke is broke no matter where you at. You sitting in the house broke and miserable when we can be outside broke and having a time.”

“You know what, makes sense to me. What you gone do about Peanut? I know you not trying to go outside with his ass. You ain’t gone be able to do nothing.” I glanced toward the door to make sure he wasn’t there before I continued.

“I’m about to put this good pussy on him, and when he falls asleep, I’m gone slide out. I don’t mind being with him, but I need a break.”

“I don’t blame you. What time you talking?”

“Meet me here at ten. I’ll be ready.” Hanging up, I walked over to the closet and pulled down what I was going to wear. I left it on the floor to ensure Peanut didn’t see it and start asking to go. Going in the front room, I rolled my eyes as I approached him. This nigga was sitting on the couch eating Frosted Flakes and watching Sanford and Son. Peanut swore he was forty. When I made it to the couch, I put a fake smile on my face and placed my hand on his print. Stroking it, I kissed his neck waiting for him to take the bait.

“Hey baby, you wanna watch TV with me?” I looked up at him like he was crazy.

“Do you not feel me grabbing this big mufucka? I’m trying to watch you sliding inside of me.” I used my sexy voice as I laid it on thick. Peanut was average at best.

“Awww, you want me to put this big ass dick in you, huh?”

“Yes, baby.” Setting the bowl on the table, he pulled his pants down and grabbed his dick. After all that stroking I did, it was still tucked inside its own skin.

“Wake this mufucka up then.” I almost fell out laughing, but I leaned over and sucked on it until it came to life. I was annoyed with him right now, but our sex was good when he put forth effort. It wouldn’t matter how much he did right now since I was only doing this to get out the house. I couldn’t breathe or think with him under me waiting for me to figure it out. Once I knew it wasn’t going to fall back asleep, I stood up and pulled my shorts off. Climbing in his lap, I slid him inside of me. “Damn, I can tell this pussy miss me.”

“Mmmm hmmm.” Leaning forward, I moaned in his ear hoping to bring him to his climax faster. When I started bouncing my ass on him hard, it didn’t take much longer after that. His body began jerking and his dick immediately went soft. Nigga ain’t even try to give me one. Climbing off, I went straight to the bathroom. Turning on the shower water, I got in and let the water run over me for about twenty minutes. Reaching for my towel, I filled it with soap and lathered up my body. I took my sweet time hoping he would be asleep by the time I got out. Rinsing off, I climbed out and peeked down the hall. Peanut was knocked out, mouth open, TV still playing. I smiled to myself as I eased into the room. Mission accomplished. I applied body butter all over before heading to the closet. I grabbed my strapless bodycon dress I had set aside and slid it on.

Removing my bonnet, I grabbed my water bottle and sprayed my thirty two inch body wave. I didn’t have time to beat my face, so I grabbed my shoes and clutch before easing to the front room. I carried my heels because I didn’t want them clacking against the floor. Walking out the door, I pulled it closed softly and took off running down the stairs. When I jumped in the car, Taffy took off.

“Bitch, we outside tonight,” I said twerking in my seat to Cardi B. Grabbing her cup she had in the console, I took a sip of her drink. Pregaming was the best, especially when your funds were funny.

“Bubbles, we gotta slow down. If I get too drunk, I’m gone mess around and end up with the dusty nigga in the club that be lurking by the women’s bathroom. You know I can’t see once that Don get in my system.” I laughed hard because it was the truth. Almost every time we went out, Taffy would call me the next day asking me why I let her leave with the broke version of Funny Marco.

“Aight. One more shot though.” I poured enough in the cup for the both of us before drinking mine first. I passed it to her, and Taffy downed hers immediately. We continued to talk shit and dance until we pulled up at the club. Putting my shoes on, I fixed myself up, and she did the same. Climbing out, we walked to the front, but the line was long. People were paying to skip the line, causing Taf to look that way. “Nope bitch, we got time and no money. We good right here.”