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HORNY DEVIL: My cock shoved down your throat at midnight.

Yeah, that’ll do.

HORNY DEVIL: Do you want to be my midnight cock slut tonight, little wolf?

Yes, yes I do.

NEW YEAR'S DAY

Rhodes

WOLF: It’s New Year’s Day…

We saw each other less than six hours ago.

WOLF: It’s a new holiday.

It’s the same holiday.

WOLF: No. Yesterday was New Year’s EVE.

WOLF: Today is New Year’s DAY.

WOLF: See the difference?

Use your words. If you want more of my cock, little wolf, just say that.

WOLF: I want more of your cock.

Good boy.

SUPERBOWL

Theo

Your team sucks.

HORNY DEVIL: Watch your mouth, little wolf.

Statistically, I don’t think I’ve seen a worse team. How the hell did they get to the playoffs?

HORNY DEVIL: Statistically, they’re a top team. Get your math right.

HORNY DEVIL: And stop talking before I punish you for it.

Try me.

HORNY DEVIL: Upstairs bathroom at halftime. I’ll make you regret that.

You can try.

VALENTINE'S DAY

Rhodes

LATE AM

WOLF: Did you know today is Valentine’s Day?