Sky and the Grumpy Troll

Moerrven just wanted to be left alone with his books. The portal had other plans.

Sky

Back home I had it all: a job in entertainment, a killer wardrobe, and a… somewhat respectable income. Then my friend Pip disappeared, and I followed him through a portal into a world where hot-looking highwaymen have really gross teeth and won’t un-kidnap you once you realize that.

Lucky for me, when the highwaymen finally gave up on stealing my somewhat respectable income and tossed me over a bridge, something enormous and grey was under it. Seven feet of muscle with horns like a ram, and a bulge between his legs that’s giving me ideas. And okay, maybe he’s little mad that I called him a bridge troll. But how was I supposed to know that was a negative stereotype?

I’m small but that doesn’t mean I can’t give the orders — and I’m about to learn that the grumpiest troll in the realm goes very soft when someone finally tells him he’s a good boy.

Moerrven

The wild, glittery human who landed in my lap completely by mistake might be exactly what I need. The entire kingdom knows about my heartbreak, and everywhere I go, someone is trying to find me a new match. That’s the thing about finding the love of your life: you don’t get two. So when my sisters arrive just as Sky is demonstrating that climbing me like a tree is an effective self-defense strategy, I see an opportunity.

The agreement is simple: he’ll help me convince my family I’m in love, and I’ll help him find a way home. So what if it was made when he couldn’t understand me? It’s still valid.

But Sky’s brand of chaos means temptation around every corner. And when this small, reckless creature decides I’m his — his to command, his to ruin — it turns out I’ll do absolutely anything for him.

Sky and the Grumpy Troll is Book 2 of Twinkpocalypse — a high-heat MM romantasy series about a magical kingdom dealing with a portal that won’t stop leaking twinks. Each book is a standalone with its own HEA.

What to expect:

– A grumpy, gentle-giant troll who just wants to be left alone
– A pint-sized chaos agent with a sharp mouth, zero self-preservation, and absolute authority in the bedroom
– A flipped dynamic: the little one’s in charge, and the big one will do anything for him
– Size difference
– Praise, impact play, and a paddle that gets a workout
– The magic of troll horns and the very sensitive things that happen when you touch them
– A soul-deep bond fueled by magic
– A road trip, a portal mystery, and one disgruntled fire dragon
– Spice level: pages may stick together
– HEA guaranteed