Page 53 of Take Two

Multiple witnesses independently report the pair grocery shopping together in Queen Anne.

July 2

Spotted carrying takeout through the Queen Anne neighborhood, apparently on foot.

One witness claims to have observed the pair spending no fewer than ten minutes engaged in what appeared to be a spirited debate over ice cream flavors in a grocery store aisle. Neither party appeared close to a resolution.

@HOCKEYHOMEGURLHATTIE

Honestly?

Setting aside every other piece of evidence currently on the table?

The ice cream argument is the single most compelling data point we have.

You do not stand in a grocery store aisle for ten minutes debating ice cream flavors with someone you are merely friendly with. Nobody does that. That is not a thing that happens between acquaintances. That is not even a thing that happens between particularly good friends.

That is the behavior of two people who are deeply, hopelessly, embarrassingly into each other and have simply not made an official announcement yet.

The prosecution rests.

#CaseClosed #YourHonourIHaveProof #LoveWins #IceCreamsDecidedIt

ENTERTAINMENT NOW

RELATIONSHIP OR FRIENDSHIP? SPECULATION CONTINUES TO MOUNT

While representatives for both men continue to decline all comment on the nature of their relationship, reported sightings of the pair across Seattle have only grown more frequent over recent weeks, showing no sign of slowing.

Several eyewitnesses have independently described the two as appearing effectively inseparable during their time together, noting a consistent ease and familiarity between them that has struck observers as notable.

One source with direct familiarity with Reed’s current production offered only the following:

“They’re together constantly. It’s genuinely hard to remember a time recently when they weren’t.”

@HOCKEYHOMEGURLHATTIE

Together constantly.

Together.

Constantly.

I want everyone to sit with those two words for a moment.

Jamie Maxwell, the man who has spent the better part of four years in Seattle being reliably, impressively, almost heroically private about his personal life, is now being described by people close to the situation as together with someone constantly.

At this point, if those two are somehow not actually dating, I will personally eat a hockey puck live on camera.

And before anyone attempts to be clever about it in the comments . . .

No.

Not one of the little souvenir ones they sell outside the arena.

A real one.

An actual, regulation, professional hockey puck.