“I think there might be some new LEGO kits in your closet.”
Keller’s mouth drops open. Then he runs from the room.
I laugh. “Well, we won’t see him for several hours. He locks in on those.”
“Oh, maybe I shouldn’t have told him until tomorrow. I don’t want to mess with his bedtime or whatever.”
“He slept a lot in the car. So it’s okay for tonight.”
“How about I show you the rest of the house?”
chapter
nine
Wren
ME: He made me come!
WINNIE: WHAT?!
WINNIE: Details, woman.
ME: In the hotel room last night. We were making out, and I was sitting on his lap.
WINNIE: Dry humping? Please tell me it was dry humping!
ME: Seriously, why are you like this?
ME:
ME: Yes, that’s totally what it was.
WINNIE: That’s so hot. It’s the Big D Energy!
ME: It’s not just energy.
WINNIE: I knew it!
ME: Okay, but from now on, you can’t be thinking about his Big D, energy, or otherwise. Because he’s my husband.
WINNIE: Meow. Kitty has some claws, I see. Ready to admit that you still love him?
ME: Yeah, you were right about that too.
ME: He’s said some things too. These little comments.
ME: I don’t know. I’m probably reading into things too much.
WINNIE: Riding that orgasm high.
ME: Something like that.
WINNIE: What are the things he’s said that you’re overanalyzing?
ME: That he’s going to claim me. All of me.
WINNIE: Why is that caveman talk so damn hot?