ME: Don’t know, but it totally is.
WINNIE: What else?
ME: That he’s waited for me.
ME: That anything I need, I go to him. Anything.
ME: Other things too, but now my brain isn’t working.
ME: But do you know what he did?
WINNIE: Aside from melting your brain with an orgasm?
ME: Rude.
ME: But yes.
ME: He had his friends set up Keller’s room before we got here. A bed, a LEGO wall, and places for his books and puzzles, and new LEGO sets.
WINNIE: I’m not crying. You’re crying.
ME: I know. My poor, dumb heart didn’t stand a chance.
WINNIE: This is what you’ve deserved all along. A man who will take care of you and love your son.
ME: I think I’m gonna sleep with him tonight.
WINNIE: Sleep?
ME: No.
WINNIE: Ride ‘em, Cowgirl!
ME: I hate you.
WINNIE: No, you don’t.
WINNIE: Before you go get naked and dirty with your hot husband…
WINNIE: I started my nanny job today.
ME: How’d it go?
WINNIE: He fired me.
ME: What?
WINNIE: Well, he tried to fire me, but his daughter, Clementine (OMG how cute is she?!), already loved me and told him he couldn’t.
ME: So is he a jackass?
WINNIE: He’s a big ol’ grump. Hot AF, but a grumpy ass.
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