Payton: Come on, guys. Knock it off. I want to know about Leo’s kissing stranger.
I sit on the edge of the hotel bed, phone in hand, watching them spiral without me, which is honestly the most relaxing part of my day so far.
Payton: Is she pretty?
Me: Beautiful. Funny. Smart. So talented. She makes her own costumes by hand.
Me: We had dinner. Pizza. Talked for two hours. I just kissed her goodnight in the lobby.
Henry: Hold up. Leo, you’ve known this woman for only the one day.
Me: I’m aware of the timeline, Henry.
Payton: I don’t care about the timeline I want to know if you’re going to see her again?
Me: Breakfast tomorrow. Then probably the rest of the convention. We’re both here through Sunday.
Oliver: So this is escalating…
Me: It’s a convention, Oliver. It has a clock built in. Things move fast here.
Henry: So the initial kiss. The fake boyfriend routine. Dinner where you talked for two hours and then you kissed her goodnight.
Payton: Don’t forget they made plans for breakfast.
Henry: All suggests that you really like her.
Payton: Are you in LOVE?
Me: It’s day one.
Payton: That’s not a no.
Henry: Oliver fell in a single night.
Oliver: Can we not use my timeline as the benchmark for reckless romantic decisions?
Henry: I’m just providing context.
Oliver: So helpful.
Me: I’m going to bed. Some of us have a panel schedule to keep.
Payton: Wait what’s her name?
I look at that question for a second, feeling something settle warm and certain in my chest before I type it.
Me: Juniper.
Payton: that’s a really pretty name
Payton: Leo and Juniper
Payton: LEO AND JUNIPER
Oliver: Oh no.
Henry: Payton, don’t.