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WOLF: Is there an inappropriate reason?

This holiday is boring as soon as you’re old enough to not collect eggs, and I’m not religious. I’m only here for my mom.

WOLF: I like that reason.

WOLF: Entertain me.

Stop sending dirty texts in church, and I’ll fuck you into oblivion tonight.

WOLF: Deal.

STAR WARS DAY

Theo

It’s Star Wars Day.

HORNY DEVIL: And?

I’ve got a lightsaber you can play with.

HORNY DEVIL: Do you realize that playing with a lightsaber statistically ends in tragedy? There are numerous movies, shows, and books to support this fact.

OMG YOU’RE A NERD.

HORNY DEVIL: I want to play with your cock, little wolf. Not a fucking lightsaber.

You can do whatever you want with my cock.

HORNY DEVIL: Dangerous words.

THEO'S BIRTHDAY

Rhodes

WOLF: Did you get me a motorcycle for my birthday?

No. I shipped in my motorcycle up from Florida.

Happy Birthday by the way.

WOLF: To take me out on rides?

WOLF: And thank you.

Do you want to go for a ride on my motorcycle?

WOLF: I wouldn’t be asking if I didn’t.

Meet me at the truck stop. No skin showing. And you’ll wear a helmet.

WOLF: But then I won’t feel the wind in my hair.

You’ll feel the pavement crack open your skull if something happens.

WOLF: Do they make full body suits made of helmet material?

Don’t you want to spend your birthday with Jude and your friends?