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WOLF: They want to get drunk. I get drunk with them all the time. How often do I get to ride on the back of the devil’s motorcycle?

Wear real clothes. I’ll take you to this restaurant I know of outside of town for a birthday dinner.

SUMMER VACATION

Rhodes

WOLF: OH MY GOD

WOLF: OH MY GOD

WOLF: RHODES OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

Are you having a stroke?

Or are you drunk?

WOLF: Pshhhh not drunk.

Really?

WOLF: Maybe a lot BUT WAIT UNTIL YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED TO JUDE.

Is he okay?

WOLF: Buckle up, Buttercup. Your brother’s a dumbass.

WOLF: He answered a FB Marketplace ad for this chick and ELEVEN guys showed up. ELEVEN.

Stop talking.

WOLF: YUP JUDE’S ON A TRAIN RIDE

Fucking hell.

WOLF: Right!

Hold up. Where are you?

WOLF: Well, I went with him… it was a couch ad.

Oh.

WOLF: I got nachos and a few drinks from the truck stop across the highway and now I’m wandering.

The truck stop? Did he take you out by the interstate?

WOLF: Yeah.

And he fucking left you?

WOLF: Nah, I told him it was cool if he went. He’ll come find me eventually. He’s got the car.

Theo, it’s two in the fucking morning.

You walk your ass back to the fucking truck stop and wait there. Drink some goddamn water, don’t talk to strangers, don’t walk away. I’m coming to get you.

You got it?